Inhabitant Work conditions Hell! Catering that's totally sub par. Personal trainers at least 3lbs. overweight. Private trailer with shabby carpet. Fruit baskets with improper apple to banana ratios. These are just a few of the horrid conditions that inhabitants find themselves subject to at some local businesses.		HAIR SPLITTING: THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES... Reported by D.D. Staff. (Mudos)   A popular new craze in Mudos has citizens concerned over the safety of Oddlings and Inhabitants alike. It seems to be fashionable for the young ones to split hairs over the silliest of items. Stylists recommend a good leave in conditioner for treatment, but as always, only prevention is 100% effective!!! So parents, talk to your muds about this troubling issue!
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			FOR SALE:   Like new headport. 4 moolah OBO. Unusual trades considered. Call ad #43-978. WANTED:   Single socks, shoes. Got socks or shoes without mates? I need 'em.! No pairs, please. Ask for L.M. #43-978. FOR SALE:   Fuzzle Cages bought and sold! Great craft starter! Get creative with these useless cages! Makes a great container for these furry friends, too. Clean, no stains! Call Winny. # 53-9286. FOR SALE:   Large Purple Sparkle Suit. Only worn once. Hat included. Must sell, need moolah. Make offer. #85-2943. Cartographer needed for contract work. Attention to detail a must. A sense of self worth, good attitude and healthy eating habits a plus. Daily Deception box # 24359. Meep herder. Easy work. Sit. Watch meeps. Start immediately. Excellent resume booster. #94-2938. Fuzzle Groomer position available at posh up-scale salon. Must have clientele and references. Box #20587.